Showing posts with label Football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Football. Show all posts

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Bursa

Bursa is one of the deplacements I rarely go. Although Bursaspor has just once become a champion in Super League to the date, it is a team that always play for the top ranks and is the nightmare for the other teams particularly due to its votary fans.  Of course for us as well….
Since we have not won against them nearly for 6 years, it is true that they are successful against us for whatever reason.
When talking about Bursa, I remembered a memory of many years ago and it does not allow me to go to Bursa. I was studying in high school and I was always wearing a yellow-red scarf since I was a fan of Galatasaray as I am now. It was a gift from one of elder buddies from my neigborhood; and it was my first yellow-red scarf, therefore very valuable as it is now. I such doted on my scarf, thus Galatasaray that I got on TV with my scarf when I was selected to make a speech on TV during my years in Beşiktaş Girls High School.
I was accidentally in Bursa one day when there was a match between Bursaspor and Galatasaray. I could not go to view the match but I was aware of the match and wondered the result. Please do no suggest me to view the match through TV, internet, facebook or twitter. Mobile phone was a fantastic dream for us during those years. We were very close to the stadium in a bus. I discovered from the fans of Bursaspor who were rushing into the street and letting out victory yells that we were defeated ‘again’. Meanwhile, one of the fans of Bursaspor saw my scarf and told me to take off it. Aha! To me! Within one instance hundreds of fans surrounded the bus after I was addressed by the first fan and they started to kick the bus. They were shouting, swearing, weaving the bus and pounding the windows.  Everyone in the bus asked me to take off the scarf but I didn’t even if I was very scared. Eventually an uncle took me to the back part of the bus, and hid me to save me from those brutals, who were unable to slow down even if they had got a victory. I was exposed to football terrorism for the first time when I was still a child. 
Here is that famous scarf of mine: 



I went to Bursa through seabus, which was newly started sailings from Kabataş, Istanbul.  It takes exactly 2 hours to arrive at Mudanya, Bursa. Although it shook a bit, I slept during my trip, which was very comfortable. Since I landed on my feet as always, I met one of my friends and one of her friend took us to Bursa. If not, the municipality busses tak you to every corner of Bursa. Anyway, you can go to Bursa from Mudanya within less than half an hour. The transportation is easy to Bursa but I am not sure if it would be safe if I went there through municipality busses.


As soon as we arrive at Bursa Atatürk Stadium, we had our photos taken while our scarves on us, because there would not be a chance to do it in the evening.



After taking photos, it was the time to eat something. With redirection of some of my twitter followers, I went  to the Uludağ Kebapcisi and it was wonderful.
This time we went to Kebabci Iskender, which dated back to 1864, since we have a friend living in Bursa. http://www.iskender.com.tr/bursa-merkez.html 

We lined up at the door before entering the restaurant. The wording ‘how much you want say now, you will not take once again” was true, which were thinking that it was just a joke. When we said, “ah, we are coming from Istanbul, we would like to drink coffe and tea”, the waiter firmly told me that “no coffe and tea here, you should go there if you would like to drink tea” referring us to the tea house at outside.  Let me mention this with twitter language: we were in a mood of a frustrated student who is late and sent to the management by the teacher to receive permission slip.



The Iskender kebap was wonderful but we should not let them to pour the sausage with butter on it. It reminds me itself by dancing in my stomach.



We became sure that we made good choice when we saw a team of Lig TV was shooting there.



Since we had problems to find ticket, some of us viewed the match among the fans of Bursaspor in VIP tribune. When I was entering the stadium, the security guard saw the scarf in my bag and call the authorized manager, and he told me that he had to withhold it. I took the risk of being lynched, would I give them it? Nobody can take this from me, I told. “You can’t enter in, if you do not give it to me” he said. I told him that I would enter and would not leave behind my scarf. He saw a person who is more decisive than him, he accepted me to enter in, but he advised me not to wear it. I would like to say that I would wear it but I am not crazy, I am just passionate.



Bursaspor fired Ertugrul Saglam, the four-year coach of Bursaspor, last week, and took the match under the leadership of the vice-coach Ersel Uzgur. Bursaspor had tranfered a footballer within last week. It is impossible to understand how a team can transfer a footballer without a coach.
This is valid for every team but why do they not understand that the success depends on stability for the teams such as Bursaspor and Trabzonspor, the teams that may compete the 3 strongest teams in Turkey.  Ertuğrul Saglam lead Bursa in being champion for the first time, he realized a dream; he should be allowed to do some permanent things. Again, Trabzonspor fired Senol Gunes; have they hired a better one? Whatever may come, Senol Gunes led the national team to be the third in World Cup. He gained the footballers such as Burak Yılmaz, Selçuk İnan and goalkeepers such as Tolga Zengin and Onur Kıvrak for Turkey.



Anyway, let’s turn to ourselves. Because of the cards, Fatih Terim’s choice of squad was different but Burak Yilmaz was not among the first eleven. Burak is an emotional person; he was very dispirited and reluctant while warming up. The fans of Galatasaray, who saw this, cheered on him twice calling him before the tribune. Since I was just an audience I had to be contended with viewing this scene but did not shoot. I hope Burak perceived this sincere support towards him. 




Even Sneijder could not save the match played under the influence of an unbelievable southwester and the match endud up in a draw. We had to accept 1-1, when we did not evaluate the opportunities. Even though 1 point seems to be important in such matches, we felt very sad on the other day for missing the opportunity to draw away, since the other rivals also lost points. 


There is no senseless thing such as returning from Bursa via airlines but we returned with an airplane since the scheduled trip via seabus was cancelled because of southwester. In fact, the ones who had moved immediately after the match arrived at the borders of Istanbul until we landed on.
During our return trip, I have never seen Fatih Terim such dispirited and nervous. That is not the point to win or lose but I think he was angry since the footballers did not show a strong struggle and they extenuated the match. I would say that the footballer, who is not with passion even under the leadership of Fatih Terim, deserves a beating you will be cross with me but when Ziya Pasa said “If a gentle warning is not working, try yelling and screaming. If all of the above fails, then nothing is wrong with a good beating”, you take this as a proverb…  
Anyway, as all newscasts, let’s finish the article with news on children to conclude the writing well.
Since we transferred world-star Sneijder, I was received requests for jersey, signature, and saying hello, kisses (ok, ok, I have fabricated the kisses).  The most meaningful thing in the airplane was that I had Sneijder to sign the uniforms sent by my friend who live in Netherlands and has 7-year old child. 
The moral of th story: It is good to make a child happy, do not neglect it… 


Let's have some fun!


The football makes us excited, enthusiased, happy, sorry, relaxed… and makes us laugh. And how laugh! The men of football sometimes make such jokes that they surpass the best comedians. 
 The speaker who witnesses this immediately catches up. They compete in dropping bricks. Even the coaches, who are known the most sober-minded of the society, make talks that their names are written in gold letters in the funny history of the football. Since the primary actors are the footballers in this issue, they never hand over the leadership to the others.  

Actually as you know the footballers start with “as I said” during the interviews. Stop, buddy! Where did you say? What did you say? You have not said anything yet… and also they make a vow saying ‘valla billa’. Ok, well, we believe you; you do not need to swear. Or should we not believe what you say?

Let’s review the uniform end-of-match declarations which I belive they are taught along with the basic football training. 

When they win:

- We won; we are happy; now we will focus on the matches going forward.

When they are defeated:

- As a team, we struggled well but the league is a long marathon; now we will focus on the matches going forward.
Of course look ahead. Actually, you are exhausted to play football since you always look ahead, anyhow…  

- The important thing is the victory of the team, not my score.  
What a lie! Of course the victory is important, why this pomp? If you say the victory is important, why do you get bonus for the score?

- We would like to continue this rising in the next weeks.
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- Every match is as a final match…
Maybe there are 10 weeks to the end of the league…

- It was a difficult match; actually there is no easy match in the league.
Then???

- Our rivals play against us with extra motivation for whatever reason.
This is the reproach of the footballer of the “strong team” which is defeated by a weaker team as if asking “why do you play well?” even it is an immodest approach as if asking “did you get a bribe?”.

- The friendship in the team is very well.
Absolutely they had a quarrell during practice or match. Instances of not to reveal…

- The ball did not like us, you can’t achieve whatever you do. They score a goal agains who can’t score a goal.
Look, this is true. As Prekazi said “the ball has spirit, it does not go in the net if it doesn’t like to go".

- We are professional footballers.  
Yes, we know this. You are not playing for pebble stones. And this means that who pay more; I will play for him, doesn’t it?

- You know, I never speak about the referees but today the referee was…
You should doubt about the ones who say I won’t marry; I won’t eat; and I won’t talk about the referees! 

Let’s see what the persons said:
At the end of a match, Ümit Özat, who is the pioneer in machismo and gender discrimination, said:

- "We will win against Sparta Prag in Sparta.”  Ümit Özat

- Speaker: "Yes, Ümit, Fenerbahçe won with your score today, what would you like to say?”
- Ümit Özat: "I am very happy! Today is my daughter’s birthday. I present this score to my son.”

- "The referee said me “fuck your mother”, I rightfully react him.” Engin, the goalkeeper

- Bülent Karpat: "aaaa Oktay, aaa, you had 2 scores, you scored one more today, now how many scores you have?
-  Oktay Derelioğlu: 3
The match is ok but I wish we know some mathematics…

- ''During my whole life, I have understood that a match may not be won without scoring.” Hami Mandıralı
Guys, you have too much to learn from Hami.

- "To me, the team which lost fewer points not win more points will be champion” İbrahim Üzülmez

Saba Tümer: When did you join the national team first?
 Rıdvan Dilmen: In football?
No one gain the nickname of Devil without doing anything, he deserves this.

- Sabri Sarıoğlu: The important thing was receiving 3 points. (the match ended in a draw)
As you know, Sabri is of another species, needless to say more.

He was a phenomennan while playing football as now, Sergen Yalcin:  





- "If Hasan Şaş is a star, I am comet“. Sergen 

Reporter: Sergen, what kind of footballer you would be if you run more?
Sergen: I would be a runner rather than a footballer.

Vedat Okyar: Sergen, you are critisized that you do not run, what do you say about this?
Sergen: Dear Vedat, I get tired when I run, nobody understands me…

- "It is not so easy to transfer to Europe. After the match with Germany, Bayern Munich made some researches about me and they did not transfer me”  Sergen Yalçın

- An executive of Beşiktaş: Sergen, it is said that you had been there on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, right?
- Sergen: It is right but not complete.
An executive of Beşiktaş: I don’t understand.
- Sergen: I was there on Friday, too.

Ömer Güvenç: Sergen, You do not smoke or drink alcohol. Why this night life?
Sergen: Nooo, we drink sometimes, it is nice.

Rıdvan Dilmen: Sergen was a leader with his football playing but he did not warn his friends.
Sergen: There were so many that should be warned, I would not be able to play if I tried to warn them.

Sergen Yalçın: I can play football up to I become 40 – 42 year old; I don’t feel tired.  
Reporter: Don’t you get tired?
Sergen: No.
Reporter: Why?
Sergen: I have not got exhausted because I did not practice too much.

Reporter: Sergen, what would you like to say about Gökhan and Bobo? 
Sergen: Gökhan is a young friend and a good footballer. Bobo, Bobo has a good name.

Report: Sergen, what would you like to say for the ones who are under 18 and bet on football?
Sergen: They should be aware of German League, there are many surprises there.

Football Men;

Levent Özçelik is the first person who comes to the minds while talking about the funny times in relation to football. He is one of the ones who have not come into his own since he has not worked for any private channel and worked for TRT for years.  You will understand what I say when you watch this video:
Levent Özçelik: "Yes, Mr. Çakar, what would you say for this match? Difficult match…"
Ahmet Çakar: "Difficult match… every match is difficult. Actually every match is easy…"
I bow respectfully before this philosophical explanation and do not speak forever… 


- "Every team is equally but the strongest three are more equal." Ahmet Çakar


- "You can’t win in this 3-point system, if you do not score” Ümit Kayıhan

- "We bought as goal machine, but found it as a washing machine” Mehmet Ali Yılmaz

- "Casillas is one of the most successful goalkeepers in the field” Ömer Üründül
Someone should tell Ömer Üründül, a team has only one goalkeeper. 



- "If none of the teams score, the match will end in a draw”. Ömer Üründül
They say that Ömer Üründül does not know football, as you see, he knows.

- "If they would like to hire a foreign coach for the national team, I also have a German citizenship.”  Yılmaz Vural
I wrote something about Yilmaz Vural in my previous essays. God bless him.  

Ümit Aktan: Amokachi put his assets into it.
(When Amokachi put its golden necklace in his uniform in the match between Kocaeli and Beşiktaş)




Ümit Aktan: It is a snowy day. Not all of the snow removed from the field. From here, the field seems to be spinach with yoghurt.

Ümit Aktan: Hells bells, Nielsen! If you are a referee, I am the engineer who constructed the Bosphorus Bridge. (during the match between Galatasaray and Juventus)

Ümit Aktan: In this 90 minutes, against the audiences who are not satisfied with 3-0 against Manchester United, while we were happy with 3-2 in favor of Galatasaray, but now we mope about finishing the match with 3-3.  
(The match ended with 3 – 3, but it took him too long to remember it.)

Orhan Ayhan:  I think there is foul, dear audiences. I can’t see well. They give us very bad places to release the match, I mean at the nooks… we are trying to fulfill our job. For example, there is an imposing woman against me now, it is impossible for me to see the field. (the match between Beşiktaş and Antalyaspor)






Ertem Şener: Liverpool rushes into our goalpost. No place left in our mouths since whe have our heart in our mouths, dear audiences.




Ertem Şener: ‘Kaka’ (kaka means "shit" in Turkish) of Milan rush into us dangerously.

Bülent Karpat: They shoot the corner kick at a very threatening place.

TRT speaker Abidin Aydoğdu: The match has ended but we still concede a goal, dear audiences (When the Turkish national team gives away the 8th goal at 90+1 during the match with England.)

TRT speaker: The match between Ankaragücü and Gençlerbirliği was won by the team of the capital city (both are the teams of Ankara).

Is it possible to talk about the funny things of football without Ilker Yasin, the sport speaker? By the way, have you noticed we have not mentioned the slips of Halit Kivanc? Anyway… 




İlker Yasin: Beside our valuable guests, there are two more valuable guests.
(That’s to say, everyone equal, but some are more equal…)

İlker Yasin: Effort to develop mature attach with diagonal passes…
(Excuise me?)

İlker Yasin: Hells bells, Hayrettin; I have not even announce the footballers of the teams.
(for goalkeeper Hayrettin, who give away a goal in the first minutes of the match…)

İlker Yasin: Yes, dear audiences, the stranger Negros, the stranger Arabs score a hat trick; while our Hakan and Oktay hit the sheets. (For Oliviera who scored a hat trick in the match between Belgium and Turkey)

İlker Yasin: Yes, Hamit. Do not keep the ball too long. Welldone but not to kick it there. Ah! He gain the ball again. Welldone, he immediately gave a pass. Okan, Okan, run there. Now, return to the backfield. Remove immediately the ball from your hand. Hakan, run towards the left side. Welldone! (The match between Turkey and Denmark on 3 September 2005).
İlker Yasin was a coach but we are unaware of this!..

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Actually, I was planning to tell you 8 or 10 funny stories when I started my paper but I saw that they went beyond hundreds after I made researches through internet. At this rate, this article will not be completed. The best thing to do is to say goodbye to you with a saying by Hagi who has endless football intelligence and we love forever:


- "The head does everything anytime. It requires a head. But no arse. The arse always sit but the head always thinks. Hagi 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAKxBp8wjDMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAKxBp8wjDM

That is all, is there a better saying more than this that explains which organ should be used in playing football?

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Women don't understand football


In my article about Antalya, I had said that I would take up  the subject of whether women understand football or not seperately. I couldn’t have  predicted that this subject would come to the agenda in such a short time, however my fellow citizens gave me the chance to open this subject in a short time.

According to me this discussion is primarily about the discrimination between men and women in the first place. Both social and cultural doctrins as well as religious doctrins teach us that man and woman are totally different individuals and sometimes emphasize that they are seperated from each other with broad lines.

However we forget that man and women are the parts of a whole and complement each other. We try to ignore the fact that they are created for each other and their reason of existence is to protect each other.  We always emphasize that they are seperate sexes and underline their different aspects instead of finding their common beautiful features.
I am not going to make philosophy about man and woman, there are already thousands of films, novels, research studies, essays, stories, serial films etc. about this topic.